Thursday's HMOD: An Ugly Story......

This is the Ugly Story:

Once upon a time there was a charming Prince named Mickey Rourke. He was considered quite handsome and sexy by all, and had leading roles in passionate movies such as 9 1/2 weeks and Wild Orchid.

But as Mickey grew older the curse of Vanity set in and he decided to fix this by visiting the Wizard of Plastic and his Magic Scalpel. However, the curse was not to be outdone and our lovely prince was turned into.......

A goulish monster! All who beheld him said the same thing: "What the "Feck" happened to his face?" and fled in horror.

The moral of the story: If you are going to visit the Wizard of Plastic, make sure he can do a GOOD job. Or else you could end up like our sad prince...... THE END

One more just to make sure you are completely grossed out!